Alpine Camera Repair
My camera was....."@#&%$*?".....can you fix it?
These stories are true! Stories are based on Alpine Camera customer descriptions of their camera problems. Names have been changed to protect the innocent!
Alpine Camera humor stories occurred over my 25 year career and can be verified.
My Camera was stepped on by a Clydesdale
horse. I think the focus is off!
I sat on my digital camera. The lens is
crooked, can you fix it?
An elephant chased me as my AE-1P fell to
the ground with my 400mm!
Bouncing digital camera! Tripped in the
sand, camera bounced off a log, fell in the saltwater.
I ran my camera through the washing
machine. Can it be cleaned?
My lens cover was pecked off by my
My camera died
just when I was taking pictures of the trained pigs... Such a bummer!!!
I sat on my camera. Doesn't work quite
I forgot where I put my camera, found it
hanging in the apple tree. It survived a harsh, snowy winter.
I ran over my Nikon with the car.
I ran over my Minolta 7xi with the car.
Did you find any unusual dust or dirt in
My dog thought it tasted like his chew
How could it be sand damaged? We have
never taken our camera to the beach........we just got back from Hawaii though!!!
My Nikon F4 dropped 2 stories, hit the
pavement. It still works!
Nothing works. Camera was soaking wet in
my diaper bag. Breast milk!
We weren't even near the beach, we went
hiking on a volcano.
How could it be sand damaged, we were in
Corn-on-the-cob at the fair was dripping
good! Butter damage.
Dropped my AE-1 off a cliff. Camera
ripped in half..... Fix it!
Salt water sprayed my camera, I rinsed it off in the sink....Doesn't Work!
My friend found a K-1000 while scuba
diving in Lake Washington. Fix it!
Tripped, fell into a tide pool, soaked in
the sink, dried out in the tropical warm sun of Hawaii.
There's a spider walking around in my viewfinder..... Kill it!!!
I took it apart, can you put it back
Can't see through the viewfinder.....can
you remove the horsefly?
Can't understand why my camera won't work. Has new
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